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Xyrael, assume the position....










*Lynne kicks the unwilling Xyrael into position*

Grab your favorite implement of destruction, folks, and have at it BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Woohoo, hmm, shoudl we start with a warm up?

*teefs akeyboard from PCWorld and jabs it up... well...*


Hehe, there. All warmed up!

It appears that this topic is marginally dead.

Excellent.

Xyrael wrote:It appears that this topic is marginally dead.

Excellent.

Hey, most of us work for a living Give them time to get home and put their feet up. Then we'll see....

tollbaby wrote:

Xyrael wrote:It appears that this topic is marginally dead.

Excellent.

Hey, most of us work for a living Give them time to get home and put their feet up. Then we'll see....

*shiver*

Now, as I have just finished winterizing my camping equipment, I have a large number of pointy, long and fat objects.

First off, is a pair of 24" hollow sand stakes.

/me shoves them up, one after the other

Next, I have a pair of broken tent poles, the type that will bend sideways without breaking.

/me manages to fit them in, with only one of the stakes falling out

And for the kicker, I have a old walking stick, 6 feet long, 2.5 inch diameter, and a sixteen pound sledge to make sure it gets in there correctly. We'll sere if it is true that you can shove something so far up a kids ass that it comes out his mouth.

/me begins to hammer the staff farther and farther in, stopping when Xyrael faints.

Well, I guess I have to wait a few hours to finish this off, he needs to be revived. It's no fun when the person is out cold.

wolfspirit

*Piles together all his school work since he was 5 and RAMS IT UP XYRAEL'S RECTUM!!!!*

Ouch!

This all sounds rather gruesome...glad I avoided it...

Aunflin wrote:Ouch!

This all sounds rather gruesome...glad I avoided it...

Well, the more kicking and screaming, the worse it gets.

Resistance is futile, and we'll show it to the world to make sure others don't resist.

wolfspirit

Resistance is never futile unless subjected by the force of society as a whole. --I have no idea where this thought came from...

Xyrael, would you like a nice .5 litre bottle of CocaCola? No, not to drink, silly ...

Well, in honor of thanksgiving....



And what's turkey without YAMS??



And of course I would love to share my collection of bamboo with you.



And I have this just lying around....



And how about a friend for the turkey?



And this looks like fun--for ME....



Okay, time to dig into the magic chest....



And last but not least, the ever entertaining Electric Probe....

*Pulls down pants*
*Squats opposite Xyrael, buttocks pressed*

Unnnnnnh!



There you go. Happy Christmas.

omg.... turkeys are UUUUUUUGLY!!!! LMAO (we had chickens when I was a kid, but never turkeys)

Wow, so much has already gone up there.... will there still be room for my contributions?

First off:

Then:

Followed up by:

And who would deny:

And to finish it off:

Xyrael, we wouldn't miss this event, no no, not even because its over the holidays.

me/ Wanders in, looks at thread. Wonders how this thread is even... oh never mind. Walks out.

nzilla wrote:*Pulls down pants*
*Squats opposite Xyrael, buttocks pressed*

Unnnnnnh!



There you go. Happy Christmas.

That's messed up, bro.

Echus Cthulhu Mythos wrote:

nzilla wrote:*Pulls down pants*
*Squats opposite Xyrael, buttocks pressed*

Unnnnnnh!



There you go. Happy Christmas.

That's messed up, bro.

Everyone has his/her own idea of fun.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

*several hours later*

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*much later*

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

*now I'm bored...*

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT IS SO DISGUSTING!

Here is a PM Kvetch just sent me:

Kvetch wrote:I must congratulate you - you have inspired the most impressive DoD I've seen on this board!

*grin*

::Mod Note: Corrected tags, and also removed my real name from the quote (I don't mind people *knowing* my name, but I dislike having it on open board) - Kvetch::

I agree with Kvetch. You definately deserve accolaids.

After all this...Vlad Teppes must be quite proud of his disciples.

*rolls out a vat of healing aloe vera and a pump*

Time for triage....

Vlad Tepes just smiles: and orders all Idbofians to be be impaled. The shafts are pointed and wide but not sharp enough to cause immediate physical injuries--they are intended to increase the suffering of his victims...as he sups in their mist, dipping homemade bread in their blood, an expression of quiet pleasure upon his face.

ChoChiyo wrote:*rolls out a vat of healing aloe vera and a pump*

Time for triage....

Quite right... I'll get the alcohol swabs. Nothing will feel better on open wounds than alcohol!

I suppose I could spare some of the salt I have been sowing into the fields of my conquered subjugate peoples.