THE TIME HAS COME!!!! Xyrael's DoD.... line up, everyone...

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THE TIME HAS COME!!!! Xyrael's DoD.... line up, everyone...

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Xyrael, assume the position....










*Lynne kicks the unwilling Xyrael into position*

Grab your favorite implement of destruction, folks, and have at it :twisted: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Woohoo, hmm, shoudl we start with a warm up?

*teefs akeyboard from PCWorld and jabs it up... well...*


Hehe, there. All warmed up!
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It appears that this topic is marginally dead.

Excellent.
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Xyrael wrote:It appears that this topic is marginally dead.

Excellent.
Hey, most of us work for a living :) Give them time to get home and put their feet up. Then we'll see.... :twisted:
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tollbaby wrote:
Xyrael wrote:It appears that this topic is marginally dead.

Excellent.
Hey, most of us work for a living :) Give them time to get home and put their feet up. Then we'll see.... :twisted:
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Now, as I have just finished winterizing my camping equipment, I have a large number of pointy, long and fat objects.

First off, is a pair of 24" hollow sand stakes.

/me shoves them up, one after the other

Next, I have a pair of broken tent poles, the type that will bend sideways without breaking.

/me manages to fit them in, with only one of the stakes falling out

And for the kicker, I have a old walking stick, 6 feet long, 2.5 inch diameter, and a sixteen pound sledge to make sure it gets in there correctly. We'll sere if it is true that you can shove something so far up a kids ass that it comes out his mouth.

/me begins to hammer the staff farther and farther in, stopping when Xyrael faints.

Well, I guess I have to wait a few hours to finish this off, he needs to be revived. It's no fun when the person is out cold.

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*Piles together all his school work since he was 5 and RAMS IT UP XYRAEL'S RECTUM!!!!*
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Post by Aunflin »

Ouch!

This all sounds rather gruesome...glad I avoided it...:)
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Post by wolfspirit »

Aunflin wrote:Ouch!

This all sounds rather gruesome...glad I avoided it...:)
Well, the more kicking and screaming, the worse it gets.

Resistance is futile, and we'll show it to the world to make sure others don't resist.

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Resistance is never futile unless subjected by the force of society as a whole. :roll: --I have no idea where this thought came from... :shock:
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Xyrael, would you like a nice .5 litre bottle of CocaCola? No, not to drink, silly ...
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Well, in honor of thanksgiving....

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And what's turkey without YAMS??

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And of course I would love to share my collection of bamboo with you.

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And I have this just lying around....

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And how about a friend for the turkey?

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And this looks like fun--for ME....

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Okay, time to dig into the magic chest....

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And last but not least, the ever entertaining Electric Probe....

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*Pulls down pants*
*Squats opposite Xyrael, buttocks pressed*

Unnnnnnh!

:deviate:

There you go. Happy Christmas.
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omg.... turkeys are UUUUUUUGLY!!!! LMAO (we had chickens when I was a kid, but never turkeys)
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Wow, so much has already gone up there.... will there still be room for my contributions?

First off: Image

Then: Image

Followed up by: Image

And who would deny: Image

And to finish it off: Image

Xyrael, we wouldn't miss this event, no no, not even because its over the holidays.
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me/ Wanders in, looks at thread. Wonders how this thread is even... oh never mind. Walks out.
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Post by Echus Cthulhu Mythos »

nzilla wrote:*Pulls down pants*
*Squats opposite Xyrael, buttocks pressed*

Unnnnnnh!

:deviate:

There you go. Happy Christmas.

That's messed up, bro.
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Echus Cthulhu Mythos wrote:
nzilla wrote:*Pulls down pants*
*Squats opposite Xyrael, buttocks pressed*

Unnnnnnh!

:deviate:

There you go. Happy Christmas.

That's messed up, bro.
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Everyone has his/her own idea of fun.

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

*several hours later*

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

*much later*

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

*now I'm bored...*

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT IS SO DISGUSTING!

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Post by Echus Cthulhu Mythos »

I agree with Kvetch. You definately deserve accolaids.
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Post by Aunflin »

After all this...Vlad Teppes must be quite proud of his disciples. :P :lol:
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*rolls out a vat of healing aloe vera and a pump*

Time for triage....
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Vlad Tepes just smiles: and orders all Idbofians to be be impaled. The shafts are pointed and wide but not sharp enough to cause immediate physical injuries--they are intended to increase the suffering of his victims...as he sups in their mist, dipping homemade bread in their blood, an expression of quiet pleasure upon his face.
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ChoChiyo wrote:*rolls out a vat of healing aloe vera and a pump*

Time for triage....
Quite right... I'll get the alcohol swabs. Nothing will feel better on open wounds than alcohol! :shock: :cry:
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I suppose I could spare some of the salt I have been sowing into the fields of my conquered subjugate peoples.
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