Well, since I am not able to find any funny sentence using recent words, maybe I can answer seriously
- LED bulb : Usually "bulb" is indeed supposed to involve an
incandescent filament. But I have a LED flashlight with two options, one is lighting up 20 LEDs in a 4*5 rectangle, and they really look like what one expects of LEDs. The other is to have three lights on one side of the device. It looks like the each of these three lights comes from something like a small round object inside the flashlight, looking from the outside a bit like the small bulbs that were used long ago, precisely for flashlights. Now I did not break the thing to see exactly what is inside. And not being a native english speaker anyway, I would not know whether the thingies between the LED and the exit of the flashlight should be still called "bulbs" because of their shapes, though they are not the source of the light, just some (I suppose) refracting stuff.
I understand "bulb" can mean various objects of totally different uses, provided their shape is vaguely spherical. Our resident SF writer LMB uses "bulb", more precisely "drink bulb" as a neologism for a liquid container that can be used to drink in zero gravity. So "LED bulb" does not strike me as an absurdity. But again, I see it as question of language, not of physics.
- from what I saw on Google I got the impression that
blubber knive and flensing knive were more or less equivalent
- I have always thought that
frosties were breakfast cereals, similar to corn flakes but with frosted sugar already present, so you have just to add milk, but no extra sugar...
- and finally, my daughter had an
accouchement on December 6th, and I am now a Granddad.
After using all this space without writing anything humorous, I'll
vacate this post on tiptoes...