"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." -- Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
MidasKnight wrote:Yeah, Kahrey, don't tell your parents you listen to stuff that questions Christianity.
Oh, no worries, I won't. She says the poetry I write for school scares her enough.
She did find AC/DC and there was some problems over that. She said I caused a moral scene ! All I did was stand there and listen. She told daddy and daddy laughed and gave it back. He's more trusting, but I would never tell.
I do wish they could trust that a little more, but whatever. I'm used to hiding things.
"Life is trial and error. Those who succeed are those who survive their failures and keep trying." - LE Modesitt, Jr.
Admire it while ya can, because I'm probably taking it back down again before leaving for the holiday weekend.
Oh man, I missed out on seeing what Brad looked like.
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animating contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you,
S Adams
Ghost wrote:Oh man, I missed out on seeing what Brad looked like.
You didn't miss all that much, Judge ...
The beard was kind of cute, though.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." -- Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." -- Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Pirate Queen ChoChiyo wrote:Sheild the innocense of your eyes, Kahrey!
Eeek!
Ooh, a double-header !
sheild ---> shield
innocense ---> innocence
CHO
CHO
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." -- Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Can I truly be punished for being so horrified by the visual image of a naked Brad centerfold that my brain can't even produce appropriate spellings??????
Unfair, I say! Unfair.....
I am a poor, wayfaring stranger
Wandering through this world of woe
But there's no sickness, no fear or danger
In that bright land
To which I go
I've yet to feel her mallet's wrath myself - perhaps I should start inserting sympathy-typos into my posts?
DON'T YOU DARE, FELONIUS !!
You're my only example of proper proof-reading around here - other than myself, of course, but these barbarians obviously don't emulate ME.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." -- Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
Not really dear Kahrey, but bruises and scars from Spelling Mallets ARE great conversation openers in the library...
GIRL: (dropping a pile of textbooks) Oh God, I'm so sorry - I wasn't paying attention -
BOY: (kneeling, helping her pick up books) Hey no worries, accidents happen.
GIRL: (noticing BOY's mallet-bruised arms) Hey wow - those are some big bruises! You must get sent to the Spelling Mistress's office pretty often!
BOY: Heh, that's nothing. Check these out. (he rolls up one pants leg to reveal a long line of red welts)
GIRL: Oooohhhh!
BOY: The last time I got sent in she got really into it - threw away the mallet and grabbed this big pearl-handled whip! You should have seen the look on her face...(BOY's eyes become dreamily unfocused for a moment)
Four days into the new year, and he's already on Santa's NAUGHTY LIST for Christmas 2005.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." -- Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice